Joke of the day😹😹😹 (28/08/19)

Little Johnnys neighbour had a baby.👶. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears👂. When mother👩 and new baby👶 came home from the hospital, Johnnys family👪 was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad👨 had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the babys missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said: “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, Why, Thank you Johnny.” Johnny said: “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?” “Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.” “Thats great”, said Little Johnny, “cos he’d be f*cked if he needed glasses!” Johnny got more than a good smacking😂😂😂

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