Joke of the day

1. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? =>A Tent 😂😂😂.

2. It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes 😂😂😂.

3. So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that little thing?” 😂😂😂

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