One day Michael came home from school with a note pinned to his shirt. The note read: Dear parent, apparently Michael has been having some trouble with telling the difference between girls and boys. Please sit down with him and explain this. Signed, Michael teacher.
After reading the note Michael’s mom took him into her room and shut the door. “Okay Michael,” his mother said. “First take off my high heels. Then take off my panty hose. Then take off my dress. Now take off my bra and panties.
NOW NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL AGAIN!