Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.😂😂😂
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. “Why are you crying?” Bob asked.
“I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill. “So? Are you afraid?” “No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.” As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, “Why are you crying now?” To which Bob replied, “I came for a urine test!” 😂😂😂